Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A .. With a thought.
Q .. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A .. She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q .. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A .. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q .. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A .. Artificial intelligence
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A .. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q .. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A .. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A .. To see what was on the other side.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
(LOL!!!!! My fave! xD)
Q .. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A .. Change.
(OH MY TIAN LOL!!!)
Q .. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A .. A whine cellar.
Q .. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A .. An Air Bag.
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ohmg can't believe I'm doing this on a friday night =.= gah~
-Guess Who (As if you won't know)
---/EDIT/---
(SICK) blonde joke.Two blondes were in an elevator.Blonde #1 suddenly sniffed the air and said
"Why do I smell c_m?!?"Blonde #2 looked at Blonde #1 sheepishly and replied
"Sorry, I accidentally burped..."get it? haha. :)