blonde

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A .. With a thought.

Q .. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A .. She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.

Q .. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A .. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q .. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A .. Artificial intelligence

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A .. They're both empty from the neck up.

Q .. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A .. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q .. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
(LOL!!!!! My fave! xD)

Q .. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A .. Change.
(OH MY TIAN LOL!!!)

Q .. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A .. A whine cellar.

Q .. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A .. An Air Bag.



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ohmg can't believe I'm doing this on a friday night =.= gah~
-Guess Who (As if you won't know)

---/EDIT/---

(SICK) blonde joke.

Two blondes were in an elevator.
Blonde #1 suddenly sniffed the air and said "Why do I smell c_m?!?"
Blonde #2 looked at Blonde #1 sheepishly and replied "Sorry, I accidentally burped..."

get it? haha. :)