blonde

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A .. With a thought.

Q .. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A .. She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.

Q .. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A .. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q .. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A .. Artificial intelligence

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A .. They're both empty from the neck up.

Q .. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A .. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q .. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
(LOL!!!!! My fave! xD)

Q .. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A .. Change.
(OH MY TIAN LOL!!!)

Q .. What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A .. A whine cellar.

Q .. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A .. An Air Bag.



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ohmg can't believe I'm doing this on a friday night =.= gah~
-Guess Who (As if you won't know)

---/EDIT/---

(SICK) blonde joke.

Two blondes were in an elevator.
Blonde #1 suddenly sniffed the air and said "Why do I smell c_m?!?"
Blonde #2 looked at Blonde #1 sheepishly and replied "Sorry, I accidentally burped..."

get it? haha. :)

R.O.M.A.N.I.S

Oh why do I feel this way?
Hey! Must be Romanis!


Ok those were the only two lines which I rmbed from the Best House Cheer which we did ystd during Sports Day. Man do we rockkk! :D Arts Fac is the best fac, no questions asked hahaha. GREAT JOB FOR THE RELAY BTW! Though we didn't get first or into the A finals or whtvr, at least we know u guys tried, gave it ur best and honestly no other class could cheer as loud as us! :D (think the only class w/ a class cheer too!) 09A01 (:

high school musical!

One word: Awesome.

Our class's star-of-the-day ! (:

Relay Team

Anyhuu, please read all essays on family for gp in the reading package over the long weekend! Pick out main points and arguments, and finish the worksheet which Ms Lee gave us on Monday. HV A GR8 WEEKEND AHEAD AND HAPPY EASTER IN ADVANCE. :D

-Delise

Hey people! happy easter day!
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welcome to the hall of lecture sleepers! In this post, we're gonna take a look at some of out class's nappers during lectures, caught in the act! HA HA. the person with the most votes on the tagboard would be voted king/queen of nappers!

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now for the shots:

contestant number 1: DELISE!

contestant no.2: BRENDA!

contestant no.3: JIA YIN!

contestant no.4: JUN HEEEEE!

contestant no.5: SHERRY!

(with BRENDA in the back ground sleeping, AGAIN!)

contestant no.6: ESMOND!


side view!

BOTTOM VIEW. HA HA.

contestant no.7: CHIN BIN!

contestant no.8: JULIUS!

COMBINED SHOT!

COMBINED SHOT 2!

TRIPLE SHOT! (plus JUN HEEEEE!)


vote for your favourite contestant today! ;D

now for some kuku-ness photos!

jun heeee staring into blank space.



one eye big, one eye small. ;D

PIC OF THE DAY. L-O-L!

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ok that's all for pics, please be reminded that there's moral education homework!

- [entry 1] tell ms seow more about your family! anything about your family!

- [entry 2] your reflections for sports day!

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enjoy the long weekend, see ya all on monday!

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- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wei! ;D

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LEARNING FEST MANICURE

there will be MANICURE practise for manicure people this SUNDAY at clara's place at 3pm!
those people who didnt turn up previously bttr turn up that day uhhh.
THANKS ((:

-JIA YIN

Art at your fingertips

ATTN to all those in manicure.
we'll be having our next practice in school on TUESDAY

please bring along nail polishes and nail remover.

see you in school! :D

& del please get the pictures from me when u come on. THANKS ((:

Math

Hello dearies,
Please download the Math MSA corrections and do them. (When Miss Lai returns us our papers)
Thanks :)

http://www.fileden.com/getfile.php?file_path=http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/3/26/2379744/Math%20MSA%20answer%20scheme.doc


Love,
Theresa

today two letters dominated my day.



GG!



other than geography, GP and some maths, it turns out that there's FOUR COMPREs for chinese! HE LAO SHI's class people! take out your pens and textbooks and spam ar! [thanks JIAYIN for the information!]

*Please take note of the manicure learning fest post before this post!

adios and have a "great" sunday ahead! (homework packed)

- hewei ;D